What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
by Yoppajust December 10, 2023
When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.
…
There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.
Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.
Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023
opposite of knowing its pink referring to a womans pussy color. knowing its pink is a good thing unlike knowing its brown
by theguyshetoldyounottoworryabou March 20, 2023
Im just that bitch means: im the irony queen and yall should be friends with me or you guys are my bffs and your my bitches, im full of sarcasm and crazieness and i am just that bitch.
Your bffs: your kinda crazy
You: well im just that bitch
Or
A person you wanna befriend: your super nice and sarcastic
You: well im just that bitch.
You: well im just that bitch
Or
A person you wanna befriend: your super nice and sarcastic
You: well im just that bitch.
by Im that bitchy bitch June 29, 2020
when life gets too complicated you just need to sit back and and realise that you are just a girl and you can make mistakes
by just a g1rl December 06, 2023
a term for having simple dinner plans and ending up at epic parties with Daniel Laporte with incredibly attractive/successful people and being fed the alcoholic equivalent of rocket fuel by his supermodel BFFs until 3am.
Hey, we could get a layover in Reno... let's rent a car and we'll JUST STOP BY this cool little event, Burning Man....
Oh, my friend Scorsese is having a premiere around the corner... slip on a tux, we'll JUST STOP BY...
It's getting late. I think I'll go home soon, but Beyonce's birthday dinner is on the walk over. Let's JUST STOP BY...
Oh, my friend Scorsese is having a premiere around the corner... slip on a tux, we'll JUST STOP BY...
It's getting late. I think I'll go home soon, but Beyonce's birthday dinner is on the walk over. Let's JUST STOP BY...
by RootSigma December 13, 2021