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hot mess 

An attractive person, generally female, that repeatedly engages in situations which could negatively impact his or her social, mental, societal, and legal reputation. Examples include, repeated and excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption, a habit of being ejected from drinking establishments, a general disregard for the law concerning public safety, petty theft from convenience stores/supermarkets, and a voice that is about 3 decibels louder than everyone else.
Friend: Wanna hang out with **** tonight?
You: You know, I love her to death but she's such a hot mess when she drinks

Friend: I just can't get that chick out of my head. I mean, I know she's a total hot mess, but I dig it.
You: Beware
hot mess by Gullek October 7, 2010
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A place where kids and teenagers shop to feel ohhh "so rebellious" when in fact they are feeding money to the same system that they so called "oppose". The funny thing is that mainly white suburban kids shop there who think they are any different or better than the rest of the population. Hot Topic is a gimick per say, true DIY ethics are what punk was based on. But anyways I'm not gonna say anyone shopping there is a poser or not a poser because I don't believe in labels. Labels are just retarded and stereotypical so I avoid those terms. Just to state my position, Hot Topic is a corporate store in corporate America just to make some $$$.
Overpriced clothing. Hot Topic
Owned by a corporation. Hot Topic
Kid1:"omg i am so cool mommy let me buy this cool anarchy shirt and i dun even no what anarchy is but it looks so cool i am so rebelling against the system"
Intellectual:"The simple fact that you paid money for that shirt represents your contribution to this corporation hich in term is making them a few bucks richer. So no you're not opposing the system, you are actually supporting it."
Hot Topic by StyleWars May 18, 2008

Hot mom hair 

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.
The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.
Hot mom hair by decdaddy December 1, 2020
After you cum into a girls mouth .. you than proceed to urinate into her mouth, with the cum inside still. She than swishes it into her mouth about in a festive manner. Afterwards she is aloud to spit it out, or for bonus points she can swallow.. Keep trooping!
You thought R.Kelly pushed it to the limit, wait until Karen gets a Hot Brian tonight
Hot Brian by Matt Sayers December 24, 2006

Hot Test 

A failed urine drug screen.
I got popped by my probation officer for taking a hot test.
Hot Test by Nast-E August 21, 2007

Hot drug dealer 

A drug dealer who you find hot. People dealering with hot drug dealers are often torn between buying drugs from them or trying to have sex with them.
Kassie's a hot drug dealer. Should I buy weed from her, or should I try to do her? This is a toughy....
Hot drug dealer by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008