Jake

A very gay man and ugly squirrel

*Watching the Grinch

Do you see the grinch he looks like A Jake

Yessir

by GrinchHater April 8, 2019

jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers

I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.

by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021

Jake

He lies about loving people like Mexicans /Americans cos he’s a lunchbox friend

Jake : I love u

Bill:fuck u gay boi

by Shit on a rug September 7, 2019

Jake and Josh

What my ELA teacher calls drake and Josh while trying to be “cool”

Have you seen jake and Josh lately

by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019

Jake

A red head who is really good at; sucking toes, Doing his friends mothers and sleeping but not at rocket league.

"Wow that guy is a real Jake! Just remind me not to play Rocket League with him"

by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020

Jake

Some one with a massive schlong and definitely not afraid to say it

Jake has a horse cock

by daily daughter July 11, 2024

Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023