riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park

"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021

Ride

To copulate with.

In this world, it's ride or be ridden.

by MalumLibrum958 April 17, 2023

ride

road is a uncle that someone rides..

she rides her uncle

by chunkycherry88 September 3, 2020

Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.

Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 2, 2011

Riding Skies

Someone who takes substances that alters there normal self to a point where they feel like they are dying but have learnt to stabiles /and or ride it out and go with it.

I took so much X, I was riding skies in the rave.

by rememberthedream March 13, 2023

Riding the wave

When you chain-eat multiple bowls of cereal in a row, and instead of drinking the milk, you pour more cereal on top of the milk and refill it.

Person 1: Dude i've got the munchies soo bad
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*

by viriondash August 2, 2023

dick riding

What Will always does to Jack just for some cool extra points or usually just to get some attention on the gc even tho he never really gets anything in return

I Will, will be dick riding Jack on the gc today

by a_sana1 August 19, 2022