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super mario 

Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.
...and Super Mario takes it in the finale again! Can anyone beat him?
super mario by cosmo January 24, 2005
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Super team 

A team with a plethora of all-stars and future hall of famers, minimum of 4 athletes
Lebron has never been in a super team bruh... but the warriors are a super team
Super team by Somarnhoj June 13, 2017

Super straight 

Someone who is only attracted to cisgender people. Although it isn't a sexuality more like a strong prefrence because trans women are women and trans men are men
Guy: Hey, im super straight
Girl: Saying it's a sexuality is transphobic because it implies that trans people aren't real men/women.
Guy: Oh ok, but I am only attracted to Cis women, is that transphobic now?
Girl: No it's not, but that's a prefrence, not a sexuality.

Super Saiyan 

When you pee in someones hair. The yellow in their hair will resemble a Super Saiyan.
Guy 1: You like Goku
Guy 2: Yeah! DBZ is cool
Guy 1: What I thought (pees in hair)
Guy 2: Yo what the fuck! (looks in mirror) I kinda like it I look like a Super Saiyan.
Super Saiyan by FLIGGY June 1, 2009

super aids with a twist 

its when u have super aids but also with genital herpes and u have to be in one of those commercials for herpes. crabs is good too.
little billy: i have super aids with a twist

camlen: fuck you

super soak dat hoe 

when a male is sperminatimg on a female
Dude last night i super soak dat hoe all night long.

super soak that hoe 

having sex with a female without using a condom
im bout to super soak that hoe tonight hope she dont get pregnant