School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots

Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!

by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021

Sydenham School

"World Class School" in South London
With dead food.
Ignorant teachers.
Random memers.

Some history teachers would spend half the class making jokes directed at the students. One student in my class never took the jokes seriously or made a comeback. Eventually, the teacher called her up and lectured her about standing up for herself. The teacher ended her rant with "You've gotta be a woman. You gotta be like me."
The girl replied with: "Well which one? Do you want me to be a woman or do you want me to be like you?"

I go to Sydenham school

by Where is the lamb sauce August 8, 2019

Middle School

1.) A place where you're supposed to "learn", but all that happens is your teachers are complaining about their lives, 2.)HELL 3.) where your parents make u go.

Jimmy :Mom plz I don't wanna go to middle school we don't learn anything and It's HELL.

Mom: OH WELL, GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!

Jimmy: crying*

by Im an iconic cunt December 14, 2017

school is hell

I feel you and are you that bored like you just thinked about school and boom here we are fuck you

Kid: school is hell other kid:I know right

by Why am I even here July 31, 2021

School lunch

Disgusting food that either has poo, or undercooked “stuff” in it. Our school had someone who found a real tooth in his sausage. Yeah, I think they got sued. I don’t get why people buy. The sausage comes in WATER. I have to watch people eat it. Also the vegetables. The broccoli looks like a bad diarrhea but worse. Then the ladies put cheese on it. CHEESE! The corn has some kernels that are black, and carrots are mushy. Eat at your own risk, the pancakes that come in bags are edible though since they’re Pillsbury brand.

SCHOOL LUNCH IS GROSS.

by THIS is Bqnana 🥞 December 16, 2018

School Stabbing

When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.

Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII

by JackHadden March 12, 2020

School Project

A school project Is a project a teacher gives you from your school

Teacher: were gonna do a school project you have to write 3 or more things about yourself

Me: ok here it is
My name is Chris
The most important thing to me is family
Games interests me the most
I would rather fight a horse sized duck instead of 100 duck sized horses
I play games for fun
My favorite movie genre is comedy

by bladededada August 28, 2019