School Bathrooms

The only place with more smoke than the fog machine section at Spirt Halloween.

Me: imma take a piss

Friend: you better bring a gas mask bro

Poster was found dead in one of the School Bathrooms later that day

by MayoIsHere September 6, 2021

oakham school

its a shit school for fucktards who are poor as shit. if you go to oakham you probably molest children.

normal non retard: oh fuck its a oakham school fucko hes gonna molest us!
other normal non retard: shit everyone run
oakham child moslter: hey guy *adjusts glases* pedos need love too!!!

by porneuilus hubert the third October 11, 2021

school is hell

I feel you and are you that bored like you just thinked about school and boom here we are fuck you

Kid: school is hell other kid:I know right

by Why am I even here July 31, 2021

high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.

Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.

by CTFD2 October 2, 2011

finishing school

jerking a man off to completion

Dr. Sushi ask if after dinner I would go to finishing school.

by Conradillac May 30, 2023

Greenfield school

Shitty school where you get detention for shit all. miss Davies is the worst and the rest is just as bad. There's probably more snakes in greeny than a reptile sanctuary. Year 7s think they rule the school but really they're just cocky little shits

Year 7s are proper cocky

That's just greenfield school for ya

by Prick dick November 24, 2018

Nerd School

A college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. Noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors).

A good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word "Tech". For example: Georgia Tech, Virginia Tech, Cal Tech, Rensselaer PolyTECHnic, Worcester PolyTECHnic, Massachusetts Institute of TECHnology.

If you haven't been to college and are wondering what life would be like at a nerd school, watch the movie "Real Genius".

Jim: I didn't get a single date in my whole first year of college.
Dave: Of course you didn't, you went to a total nerd school!

by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017