Social Tristencing

Similar to social distancing except you don't do it.

All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!

But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing

by Jack Chat March 31, 2020

Social

1-Ser vivo de pequenas dimensões e reduzida força física, que está no linear entre ser um puto nerd e querer ser fixe. Pode ser identificado à distância pela sua franja hedionda, calções/calças de fato de treino e os seus tradicionais brincos. Tem uma inteligência reduzida e grita quando está nervoso.

2- Luís Miguel Fernandes.

3- Que usa brincos.

4- Que se parece com Luís Miguel Fernandes

5- Que quer ser como Luís Miguel Fernandes.

1- Lá vai o social a tentar tripar com um guna.

2- O social gritou com o Paulo após perder no CS:GO.
3- Aquele gajo acha que é o social.

4- Olha ali o Luís armado em social.
5- O Arthur comeu a mãe do social.

by Giga Gordo October 2, 2020

social selfie

(Abbreviated soc-fie): a social media selfie specifically taken to be put as the pfp on all of one's social media sites

A social selfie will never help you pass anyone's picture test, your personality and moral values will.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2017

social drama

a unit of social change with a clear beginning and end. occurs in 4 phases. breach, crisis, redress, and reintegration.

yo, this social drama about the dress code is CRAZY!

by primrose345 September 4, 2022

Social Babysitter

(n) The person who "babysits" their friends or colleagues in a group context. The social babysitter moderates awkward or antisocial behavior and tries to close long spans of silence with humor, engaging comments, and enthusiasm. Social babysitting can be tiring or a source of stress.

As the social babysitter, it frustrates me to decide where to eat with my friends for dinner. None of them have any opinion on where to eat and just say "I don't know.:"

by NackSeabird April 22, 2022

Social carnivore

Someone who is hungry for and desperate for a social interaction with someone else.

Timmy - Greg won't stop asking me to hang out.

John - Its because he's a social carnivore Timmy.

by Your urban friend November 4, 2017

Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023