Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Horizontal Shortbus

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.

Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

Ray Short

Cardboard cut-out of Walter White.

Guy: Hey look that children's birthday party has a Ray Short

by Hairydogscrot July 12, 2017

rusty short bus

The act of a normie butt fucking an elderly disabled persons

"Dude, I totally did the Rusty Short Bus on my grandma last night!"

by Scott I. July 21, 2017

long short term memory

A long short term memory is a recurrent neural network with long term memory.

Programmer 3: Have you upgraded to a long short term memory?
Programmer 2: Yes, I have.
Programmer 1: So, are you done on creating a neural network to generate text?
Programmer 2: Yes, I am.
Programmer 1: Good. I wanted to make a convolutional neural network.
Programmer 2: Let's do it!
Programmer 3: Yeah! I agree!

by PkmnQ July 30, 2017

on short

going without sex or busting a nut for a period of time

"Man I've been on short ever since Kamiyah left me."

by catdaddy420.69 August 22, 2017