dad

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.

Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.

by Densest March 01, 2017

Dad

A big butt who never shares and someone your mom should have never married

My dad has never shared anything in his life.

by Jong Jang October 16, 2019

dad

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

by Weeping-Boi April 15, 2018

dad

the guy that left you

me:hi dad

dad:ima go get some milk

me:but dad we already have 8 jugs of milk

dad: ``walks out house''

by soumaya and tahir= April 08, 2021

Dad

Your dad

Your dad

by PURPLE DINO CAITLIN August 17, 2020

Dad

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

Dad

An asshole from hell.

My dad is an asshole.
sorry not sorry

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022