An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.
Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"
Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"
Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"
by Da House November 26, 2023
Get the Dad Factmug. *Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Dad-Molestedmug. Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.
by bad boy bubby 69 September 6, 2022
Get the parrot dadmug. by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021
Get the Dadmug. by I love Billie Eilish May 5, 2019
Get the Dadmug. by sitonacactus January 12, 2021
Get the Cinnamon Roll Dadmug. Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.
He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."
by queen of sweets and chocolate November 2, 2019
Get the Dadmug.