Little India

If you're searching for the smallest person in a room just yell "India" an then look down.

Man: "Where is Little India?
Woman: "Right between your legs..."

by schlomo110 November 22, 2021

FMCH India

Also known as Foundation of Mother and Child Health India, this is an organisation that works on empowering families, enabling behaviour change for improved maternal health and reduced malnutrition.

Did you know FMCH India has been using innovative ways to bridge access and awareness gaps in vulnerable Indian communities since its inception in 2006? They have impacted over 1 lakh families till date.

by @hither_thither November 26, 2021

Because India

1. A perfectly reasonable explanation as to why seemingly random and frustrating things happen in India.
2. A way to justify random and illogical laws, legislations or social norms in India.
(I do not hate India, rather I love it very much, but sometimes it can be a bit weird that’s all)

Q. Why is there a rickshaw parked in middle of the road?
A. Because India.
Q. Why do schools teach you useless things?
A. Because India.
Q. Just why?
A. Because, India.

by AlexKoshy18 November 29, 2021

Gor indi qaqan nagaracaq

The starter-pack of the failure.

Driver: Gor indi qaqan nagaracaq

#crashed

by KaspiyskiyGruz_lovestory January 13, 2022

The Indian that grew from concrete

Even more heroic than a rose growing from concrete these days, since it's so rare to meet an Indian.

It was hard not to smile when you saw a real Indian in the Thanksgiving parade, to let people know they were still around. The Indian that grew from concrete lived on in a time when many had gone extinct.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021

manchester indiana

The place where all kids go to chill.. as if

One wif of the bathroom you will com out smellin like fruits and weed😭

Don’t step foot in the schools in General you will see bitches getten they ah beat n ppl with collars and leashes being pulled around

Girl 1: YO SHE GETIN HER AH BEAT!!!
Teacher:🤷 ♀️ It’s Manchester Indiana

by Yumomma10000 December 12, 2021

Bravo India November File

Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.

Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?

Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022