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I'm fine

meaning your not really "fine" your actually hurting inside but don't want to burden anyone with your problems.
person: Hey are you okay? you've been acting different lately.

other person: "I'm fine."
by another victim of society August 7, 2022
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"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.
"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023
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i'm at a pool

person 1: yesterday he said 'i'm at a pool'
person 2: thats wild bro, congrats!!
by rickkkk astleyyyy October 30, 2020
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I'm bored

Okay people here it is you're not even close when somebody says I'm bored usually means well yes they're bored but even more important it means they want to have SEX? That's like why do most people play fortnite use the female avatars well sure like watching that ass friend I feel more than some dudes.
She said " I'm bored " and I said "Well, maybe we can do something about that?" We did.
by C55 March 10, 2021
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I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.
Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*
by СукаБлять December 9, 2023
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I'm trapped

I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying
I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago
by Imbored9876 September 26, 2023
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