Wait He’s Goated

Kyle

“Wait he’s Goated”
“Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”

by CoopersForehead January 30, 2025

Black Hole Goat

A game in which a person (the black hole) has to clench their asshole in order to prevent the person who has penatrated them from pulling out

"Yo bro me and Dezmond are gonna play black hole goat tonight, wanna place bets"

by Therollingrapeshitter February 26, 2026

New York goat-cheeser

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.

The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.

by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025

Omnipotent the goat

Literally says it omni IS the goat

"you're literally omnipotent the goat"
wait really???!! why thank you, that's such a high compliment.

by slxxs March 26, 2025

My beautiful goat

A person who is not only the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) in their field, but also radiates beauty, elegance, and a presence that goes beyond fame. “My Beautiful GOAT” is a personal title — a mix of admiration, love, and respect. It’s used when someone isn’t just great… they’re unforgettable.

She’s not just a star in the ring — she’s my beautiful GOAT. There’s only one like her.

by JustAshyKid August 2, 2025

Enhanced Billy Goat Techniques

The act of tying someone up, with a billy goat suspended on a platform with grate openings, to either be milked of its semen or fed to shit on the person tied down.

An operator called goatman uses enhanced billy goat techniques to get information out of his neighbor.

by TheDankWolf1995 September 16, 2025

Rip the goat

To do something very well

You cooked a great dinner. You really rip the goat on it.

by Cgreg January 3, 2026