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Well, she's doing it because she can see that if we don't affirm the Christian's moral supremacy they will hold their breath like a petulant 5 year old. They flat out refuse to cooperate with people who won't.
Hym "If Christianity is TRUE. Then going extinct immediately... Literally solves all of our problems... Forever... Everyone lives forever... And everyone gets what they deserve... Therefore... Blow up the planet... And stop wasting everyone's time."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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Christian Effect

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The ability of any actor playing Christian in Moulin Rouge to instantly become one of the hottest men to ever exist.
"Man, that guy who sang Tango De Roxanne is so hot."
"Yep, must be the Christian Effect."
by jaccdoesstuff December 6, 2023
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He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music
Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....
by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023
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Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?
Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"
by Hym Iam December 27, 2023
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Christian baby

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A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
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Christian Pulisic

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The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game
Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
by ENoscatt January 6, 2024
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