"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."
When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 02, 2018
You have an air testical in your lungs
by Veddix369 November 28, 2019
A severely mentally handicapped person will fart into a red balloon and proceed to let it fly across the room after the Fart has run out .
by Rokit76 November 13, 2022
by Esperanato January 23, 2021
An AIR HOG is a pneumatic version of a "wet willie", to perform an AIR HOG one needs to spit a large loogie into the persons ear then quickly press your mouth to their ear and blow as hard as you can focing said loogie deep into there ear canal.
by CAMPERSHELLED June 05, 2025
Is that your mom? Nah the air 🤦 ♀️“
by @gucci.kamilah May 11, 2018