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Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.
Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes
by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018
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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
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righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
by heccarina June 18, 2018
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morning asshole

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole
by JR miami February 26, 2018
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gentle asshole

an asshole that is gentle
May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !
by gentleasshole April 5, 2018
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