Definitions by Merkp

Captain behind 

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

Captain behind by Merkp June 7, 2018

Captain asshole 

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

Captain asshole by Merkp June 7, 2018