Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
by Merkp May 20, 2018
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Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.
Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around
by Merkp May 20, 2018
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