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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.
Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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