brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

roasted potato

im a roasted potato

shes/hes a roasted potato

by imweird.com November 17, 2017

Potato

It is something you eat and for some reason everyone bullies on it

John: I threw a potato out of my window!
Nick:Where did it land?
John: In an another potato!

by νικο November 19, 2017

Potato fire

When your aim with a gun is so bad that you miss most of your shots. Used in video games most of the time.

I potato fired that so hard.

by Project Zed November 28, 2017

Potato

A legendary food that all should bow down to…

I ate a potato.

by Ducktatoperson November 30, 2017

potato

An adjective that most people use to describe a crappy device. Notably cameras and computers, on YouTube.
May also be used to describe something that is cheap as dirt.

Did you film this with a potato and edit it with another one?

by A dying goat December 5, 2017

Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017