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the Obi-Wan effect 

The unintentional act of driving a student or pupil away from the teachings or advice that you are trying to give them. The more you attempt to mold them, the more they reject your suggestions and move in the opposite direction. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Obi-Wan, Luke Skywalker, the Luke Skywalker Effect, Star Wars, The Force Awakens, Jedi
I try to teach my son about being dependable and listening to his elders, but he is as wild and crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory. You're suffering from the Obi-Wan effect.

the old punching bag 

Is a term that refers to the male genitals
Joe got kicked in the old punching bag

The Ol' Five-piece 

The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
Ex: I visited your mom last night and gave her the Ol' Five-piece.

the orgy effect 

The instance in which a handful of people - who individually are all very cool and attractive - get together and ultimately try to fornicate. The drama that ensues destroys the bonds of their friendships and even the bonds with those not involved. Their group can be considered cancerous.
Dave is a cool guy and all, but his group suffers the orgy effect.
the orgy effect by Cilarne August 19, 2016

The Ol' Pennsylvania detour 

That act of standing behind an individual and reaching between ones legs and jerking them off.
Rashawnda gave tyresius the ol' pennsylvania detour.

The Ostrich

When a female's face is so beat that a bag and a sock won't do, so you bury her head in the ground and proceed with sexual intercourse.
"I met this chick and she was such a butterface, but we did the ostrich so it worked out."

"Oh, you mean Butterface Betty?"
The Ostrich by DahWorm July 7, 2016