Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”

by Boo Haa Raa Sausage July 18, 2022

spick shower

To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.

Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.

by Spank bank July 29, 2022

shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)

Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.

by kman142 July 31, 2022

Beyoncé Shower

The act of masturbating in the shower.

“Man why you taking so long in the restroom? You must be taking a Beyoncé shower?”

by Leroyjinx August 6, 2022

Based Shower

When you get just your hair wet in the shower and then spray some of Justin’s cologne on you and hit the road.

Yo bros we ready for McCoy’s? I just took a based shower.

by San Jamar August 7, 2022

Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.

Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?

by San Jamar August 7, 2022

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 7, 2022