Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020

sad shit

When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.

Dam your phone died and u bored sad shit.
You jus caught Corona dam that’s sad shit.

by Sadshit March 17, 2020

Wall shit

When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.

That wall shit hit different bro.

by 69Shrimp69dick69 May 11, 2020

bukk shit

Short for saying "Fucking Bull Shit."

That guy was a dick to me. Good luck putting up with his bukk shit.

by xChing-Chingx May 17, 2020

suck shit

when you're right and your friend is wrong, then you don't know what to say so you scream "suck shit"

person- HA im right suck shit!

by JEFFERY THE 3RD September 1, 2020

Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.

Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta

by Dougietwoshoes May 14, 2017

Sushi Shit

One of the most grotesque and foul smelling shits known to mankind.

Meagan took a massive sushi shit after dinner last night

by Jlud23 March 2, 2018