Mom Gush

The involuntary projectile posting of ones children on social media outlets, specifically indoctrinating ones ability to reproduce whilst maintaining relevance. Commonly, a representation of deep seated insecurity and obsessive self-placating

I’m so sick of all the mom gush on my feed

by wasabe_who March 5, 2018

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Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

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Dab moms

Moms that go to yoga, Starbucks, wear lulu lemon everymorning. They feed their kids only organic non gmo fair trade stuff they found on Pinterest. They usually wear clothes that are white. Dab moms live on white pants 24/7. They feed themselves these weird vegan diets at whole foods

Person Check her out
Person 2 she seems like a dab moms

by dgddhfdsmcfkhn March 31, 2016

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UR MOM

BOB:I POOPED
JOE:I POOPED UR MOM

Joe:help
Bob: Ur mom

by hduadwudy May 19, 2021

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Kong's mom

A chinese woman who likes to be the person in the middle of a bococki

Hey look, it's Kong's mom!

Don't be a fucking Kong's mom again.

by ErnestHoe February 17, 2008

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Ur mom

When someone dumb af and asks you some stupid question just say “ur mom”

Dude1: that was good!

Dude2: ur mom was good

Dude1: what show you want to watch?

Dude2: ur mom

Dude1: *shows up*

Dude2: I still owe ur mom 20$ for last night

by Lil_popercorn March 13, 2019

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