Dick for a brains

Luke

Luke as a dick for a brains

by Thug life wieen April 12, 2024

Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025

teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023

Brand-Brained

An adjective to describe someone who is making purchasing decisions centered solely around the brand name attached to the item.

Stella: I want this sweater from urban outfitters! It's on sale for only $80!
Larry: Stop being Brand-Brained you can get the same thing for only $22 at Old Navy

by G2638737 October 4, 2022

Brain-Freeze

The act of giving fellatio whilst having ice cream in your mouth.

Guy 1: My dick was really warm last night...so my girl gave me head with ice cream in her mouth!

Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze

by R1CK S4NCH3Z October 16, 2019

brain rot

A term used when oneself utilizes ”slang” of which heavily derives from the unfortunate effects of modern media. The use of these terms, especially via in-person communication, tends to be heavily looked down upon by mainstream society.

Jake: Poggers! You must have learned that skibidi toilet rizz whilst sipping on a grimace shake in Ohio! Slay, baka!

Steven: Brain rot…

by tmkkmt February 21, 2024

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022