thinking money

showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. Inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are "not thinking money."

Dave: "Hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let's throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!"

Ken: "NOW you're thinking money!"

-OR-

Dave: "Why haven't car companies invented hovercars yet?"

Ken: "Who knows, dude? They're obviously not thinking money."

by T Intel September 10, 2010

mediocre money

A (typically large) sum of money acquired by doing work that many people would consider "mid" or mediocore

Axel Waddles Son gleefully replied "Look at how much mediocre money I made from my ROBLOX "regret" elevator game!"

by hornybussyassclapper September 18, 2024

Money

I will not accept a half-measure. Th3y are buying the thing they took from me or I am taking something they will not be able to replace.

Hym "No. The money and the credit both. No negotiations beyond this will happen on the matter."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

booger money

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.

I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.

by benny and the jets April 19, 2017

Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.

There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

Slime money

Money you make as a prostitue

I gotta make that slime money to pay my bills.

by JohnDough420 December 12, 2017

infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.

Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.

by Kriskit December 2, 2023