nice ghetto 

Something on its face appears good or of high quality yet ultimately it has unfavorable characteristics.

Car Mechanic, "We can get your rig running today, but it's going to cost $500 for the part." -That's nice ghetto.

Your friend has a garden hose in replace of his door handle on his 85 Honda Civic w/ 18" crome rims. -That's nice ghetto

You unpack your suitcase on vacation to realize you forgot your cell phone charger. -That's nice ghetto

nice ghetto by Paul Tramontano March 22, 2004

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area 

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area - (noun) - Washington, D.C. Metropolitan Area - The District of Columbia and immediately adjacent jurisdictions to include Montgomery County, MD, Prince George's County, MD, Fairfax County, VA, and Arlington County, VA.
Washington, D.C. is one of the largest and most violent urban regions in the United States. In the 1990's, D.C was the murder capital of the U.S. In present day America, the Washington Metropolitan Area is home to some of the largest and most notorious gang population including the Bloods, Crips, MS-13, Latin Kings, Vatos Locos and Gangster Disciples to name a few. Violent crime is a daily occurence in D.C. and its immediately surrounding areas of Maryland and Virginia. The area is a cess-pool of illegal immigrants and a melting pot of cultures. Crime and events that once topped the nightly news have become second-page information in the Washington Post and regional nightly newscasts in the D.C. Metro Ghetto Area. Drugs and weapons flow on the streets like the blood they draw. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is the home of the most powerful politics on the planet. Daily commuter traffic tops the charts of the worst place to drive during rush hour, and environmental polution is a rapidly increasing danger. The D.C. Metro Ghetto Area is home to a multitude of prime terrorist targets, including the White House, multiple international airports, the Metro system and home base of countless federal government offices. The area is a prime example of the failure of gun control and a drug laws, and the poster child for the need of expanded public safety services, better education and hardened government.

People who proclaim to be from D.C. must reside within the confines of the District of Columbia and immediately adjacent jurisdictions to include Montgomery County, MD, Prince George's County, MD, Fairfax County, VA, and Arlington County, VA. The D.C. Metro Ghetto area is rapidly expanding by population to include Frederick County, MD, Anne Arundel County, MD, Charles County, MD and Prince William County, VA.

D.C. Metro Ghetto Area by Lev Doe May 17, 2007

I'm in the ghetto

Ra ta ta ta Ra ta ta ta

Hey Emily, I'm in the ghetto Ra ta ta ta

I'm in the ghetto by JESUS_motherfrickn_CHRIST January 11, 2020

the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy 

When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.

Nillina was on all fours so Manlord and Blacklighte could give her the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy.

the old 1-2 ghetto booty slappy by Nillina and Manlord lol December 5, 2009

A Ghetto Condom

A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.

"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"

A Ghetto Condom by Brian Hassett April 6, 2008

herd ghetto 

Being ghetto simply by close proximity to people/things that are ghetto, regardless of one's own appearance/status.

No matter how dressed up you are or how much money you look like you have, if you're surrounded by ghetto things or people, you are still ghetto by the herd ghetto rule. period.

herd ghetto by orpsinnet December 13, 2009

prosecco ghetto 

Any area of any large town or city where it is predominantly middle class. The tell tale signs are a Londis or Bargain Booze that is selling upmarket items like organic Cous Cous and Prosecco.

I have just bought a flat in the middle of Prosecco Ghetto its very nice and near to Waitrose.

prosecco ghetto by MCB0NUS June 21, 2014