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Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that
did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her
by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018
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Dick Vader

After a black guy finishes having anal sex with a white girl he pulls out his dick and waves it around while saying "welcome to the dark side".
Tyrone did a Dick Vader on betsy-sue while her parents were sleeping in the other room.
by Tri-Dick February 7, 2017
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Think Dick

To suck dick so well that person makes a person come the hardest they ever had!!
After Jason went to the underground sex party he had a hot chick Think Dick to him for the first time.
by grantrubyn September 10, 2010
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Dick Butt

An ingenious creature known to be located in Baghdad, Iraq. Characteristics are as follows : large head, long shaft and a huge double lumped ass. Dick Butt likes to be graffiti'ed on T-Walls through out the Baghdad area. Dick Butt strikes fear into the heart of terrorist and also may help deter EFP attacks.
Dude, WTF is that?
Man, I don't know, but it looks like a dick with a butt with a dick in it's butt.
So, would that be a Dick Butt?
by "KILL" 3RD PLT January 10, 2009
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Retard Dick

A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.

B: The rather large dick of a retard.
A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."

B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
by dele33 March 8, 2008
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ass dick

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.
by pookie March 22, 2005
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Dick Togs

A form of swimming underwear, used mainly for sporting reasons or by really old seedy men at the beach.
Dude check out that fat guy in those Dick Togs.
by Jimmy Nix May 23, 2009
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