Titter

when you are a lesbian and laugh a little too hard so you TITTER cause you like tits

whiskey: :batseyelashes:
goobie: Omg i just took the biggest shit
abbey: IM TITTERING

by rizzmasterr69 April 5, 2023

TWITTARD

A new Twitter user who hasn't acclimated to the interface. A twittard is twittarded. Twittards suffer from twittardation.

"I'm so twittarded, I can't figure out how to unblock somebody."

by based worker June 9, 2023

twattering

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.

The ram was just twattering about

by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023

Twatterplated

A female that talks about how good she is in bed , but isn't worth doin.

You're such a twatterplated hoe.if you were half as good as you think you are,you still wouldnt be worth doin

by Missguudpussy August 25, 2023

teitter

when you misspell “twitter”

my teitter account got banned for the fourth time today!
twitter*

by Thanks for the Backshots July 21, 2024

Twister

A straight person with exclusive sexual interest in opposite gender trans persons.

Ever since meeting Kaitlyn, Tom has been a twister.

by The Finn 777 July 24, 2024

Twattertarian

Generally synonymous or related to 'Twatter', 'OffendItarian' and 'OffendAtarian'. (Similarly related to 'Political Correctness,' Woke Comedy', (an idiotic 'oxymoron',presumably derived from 'Moron'?) The word itself, originating from a rather clever and slightly smug blend of Twatter', and the type of 'Offensive Vegetarian' that you find seated next to you at a wedding dinner and scowling because you prefer the 'Chicken' option. Not an honest, quid pro quo and empathetic Vegetarian, like me Mum, who cooks us all a superb Sunday roast lamb dinner at her home , with her own vegetarian option, and quite rightly expects and receives the same sort of respect, empathy and consideration as She shows to us, or 'quid pro quo' if you prefer, in our homes. A Twattertarian is the dominant ignorant minority, the sort of ignorant Twat that would quicky re-TWEET in stead of re-SEARCHING first. They generally are the type of extremely ignorant minority twat that has the loudest voice and have been making, and continue to make, life miserable for all humanity. Live just one day in the shoes of other Cultures or Tribes, with all Classes, before you stick your destructive nose in, eh?

Why are the the lives/society of the vast majority of decent, honest and peaceful 'equatorial minded' people, who simply want to lead happy, secure and empathetic 'live-and-let-live' lives, made so miserable by the conflicts created by the absurdly disproportionately loud, influential and controlling minority of Twattertarians from the 'North' & South Poles? Simply put, why is it always just one person that spoils the party for everyone else?

by idiocracy62 August 16, 2024