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by UR BIG FAT MOM August 9, 2020
Get the TURD mug.Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.
Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar
by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024
Get the turd burglar mug.1. A piece of fecal matter, most times referred to as shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.
Damian is such a turd to anyone that I bet he will end up alone and contemplating suicide at an alley someday.
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English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014
Get the turd muscle mug.Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
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