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lilac shirts

something you buy for a person of extreme douche-baggery.
girl 1: hes such a douche bag!
girl 2: we'll just have to buy him some lilac shirts.
by dabobaizboilin March 8, 2010
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Sweatin' Shirts

Sweating so much that you need multiple shirts during the day. Alternatively it may refer to sweating through multiple shirts at one time. Started being used even before the word snox, the first term which inspired a monstrous batch of revolutionary new lingo.
Man, it's so frakin' hot out here. I'm sweatin' shirts!
by Matt-E-Okee July 22, 2010
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Raspberry shortcake

When a Native American performs a rug burn on the epidermis or an individual blows a raspberry on the epidermis of ones body, and an irritated red formation transpires, you bust a giant load.... Voilà look at your work of art.
Damn Smiley just got the best raspberry shortcake on her titty.
by Fun times cabin fever February 1, 2014
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Strawberry shortcake

A phrase used by girls that means there (friend) aka. period
OMG!!!!! I just got my strawberry shortcake!!!
by Jovanni Le' Butbottom March 29, 2015
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checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.
Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night
by Satansbestie July 2, 2016
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worldwide shortage strategy

The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.
I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.
by QuacksO June 27, 2016
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warm sharts

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm
by Real definer36 February 1, 2017
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