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the source of world wide depression and pain. (as a noun) it is a painful hole of never-ending torment to the mind soul and body.

it can also be used as an adjective to describe something meaningless
e.g:
(person1) I'm going to school today :(

(person2)damn
by grafitiiy February 18, 2022
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The kids are in school
by pseudonym 2423354234 February 21, 2022
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School

The place where kids are tortured. It wastes everyone's time. In other words for school is hell or prison or torture chamber
Mom: get ready for school

Me: you mean hell
by Spidergirl26 February 22, 2022
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A building that the government uses to torture children and drain all their free time and imagination.
Person A: What’s that screaming Sound?
Person B: Oh that’s just one of the new schools that opened up
by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022
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A place where’s learning and kids come alike for 18 years
Ramos : what’s school
Mike:where you learn for 18 years of your life
by Dodomen123 February 23, 2022
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*Puts hood on in school for 0.000001* sec teacher guns student down*
by anonymous February 23, 2022
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If you hate school, please read this.

While going to school may feel unpleasant, you still have to go there so you can have a brighter future.

Now, let me debunk some beliefs/rumors.

“School teaches useless information”
Well, that ‘useless information’ is going to be useful at some point in your life.

“School is worse than a prison”
Have you EVER been to a real prison before?

“I can be doing what I like instead of wasting 7 hours in school”
More like you’re going to play video games for seven or more hours…

“I have to wake up INSANELY early”
According to scientists, waking up early can actually get you ready for the day and maintain good health.

So… School may be a waste, but your life will be more of a waste if you don’t attend it.

Pick one:

LIKE: Horrible life now
DISLIKE: Horrible life in the next 70 or so years
Dumb person: OH I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH, YOU HAVE TO WASTE SEVEN CRAPPY HOURS IN THAT PRISON!!1!1!1!1!!!

Me: School can actually give you a better future…

Dumb person: YEAH RIGHT!!! IMMA DO WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD!!!

*12 years later*

Me: *Owns a big company*

Dumb person: AYO!! HOW DID U GET A POSITION LIKE THAT?!?

Me: I attended school everyday and studied very hard. What position do YOU have?

Dumb person: I WORK AS A BURGER KING CASHIER, I HATE IT!!! I WANT A POSITION LIKE YOU!!!

Me: Well, that’s too bad… You should’ve went to school…
by asdfgpoiuymnbvczlsgeywhehff February 25, 2022
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