Mathew

I am a big black boy

Mathew is black

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Mathew

annoying guy , rude and disrespectful

A: (does stupid stuff)
B: Bro don't be mathew

by cum here November 28, 2023

Mathew

Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.

Mathew literally deserves the whole world!

by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024

Mathew

A skidibi Ohio Sigma who bags all the level 12 gyatts and Fanum taxes the beta who don’t edge nor goon

"You goon to much you’re like a Mathew”

by Civilxx May 7, 2024

MattTheWaffle

A slur to describe most British people.

Meanings/Synonyms: Fag, retard, loser, degenerate, lesser being, whore, cunt, coon, yank

You’re such a MattTheWaffle

by HimothyTempleton November 19, 2024

Mathew grieves

The man with the biggest dong

Dang look at what Mathew grieves is packing

by PiSlice December 27, 2024

Mathew

The largest, most biggest, humongous booty in the world. It's still crazy how he manages to live a normal life with that thing.

WATCH OUT, MATHEWS BOOTY IS GOING TO CRUSH YOU!

by The 67 Master February 8, 2026