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jack shit

1. To have nothing.

2. In texas holdem hole cards consisting of jack two of anything.
Ie: I have jack shit for money.

I had to fold when I caught jack shit.
by phoenix 1997 July 12, 2010
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Jack Head

Can be of male or female gender.

One who thinks he/she is super great and attractive and must be idolized. Very selfish. Their head is so humongous that it cannot fit through a doorway. Comes on suddenly. Usually induced by alcohol. Includes a jumbo full teeth smile that is very phony. Lives a lifestyle which includes champagne wishes and caviar dreams on a beer budget. Always overshadows their mate. Is often seen as a family trait.

Can also be a verb: jackheadness
OMG look at that guy that thinks he is so great, he has his Jack Head on

My husband is being a Jack Head

He was talking to that girl with his jackheadness
by StacySuperBoxWorker June 29, 2011
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jacked out

The act of ejaculating, so many times during a period of time such that you do not feel the desire to ejaculate anymore.
MARY: Hey, John, I'm back for reading week, let's have sex
JOHN: Naw, sorry babe, I've been using my right hand for the past hour, and I'm all jacked out.
by GHOST_ February 24, 2006
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nigger jacks

Alex powers and Jamie arnold are nigger jacks.
by lil ty ty August 22, 2007
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Jack Osbourne

Son of Ozzy Osbourne. Has actually lost a lot of weight and is trying to live a healthier lifestyle. Turned away from drugs and alcohol because he previously had to go to rehab.
Jack Osbourne is rich because of his dad.
by camilleo December 29, 2005
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cracker jack

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker or shoots last, has to eat the cracker.
This cracker tastes rather salty.
by lindsay the gangster June 1, 2005
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sorry jack

reflexive response to one who has experienced recent misfortune or said something that undoubtedly warrants immediate and unrelenting ridicule
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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