old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018

Hell

A place called PAES LAB that is in the basement of the district office and I got dragged out and my friend got dragged deeper in and its run by satan and its number one demon and the hell transporter is Kyler’s dad van but my one friend wanted to fuck satan and of course Uncle Edward was there but he was the good boy but one more thing is he still has his Mexican period and his five guys

Uncle Edward me and my friend where all in hell.

by Fishnuggets66 August 25, 2023

Hell

Casper(the ghost)

The big, fat headed ghost is hell.

by Fargortman August 2, 2024

chuckey cheeze hell

Having to spend a day with screaming kids and singing robots

Think id rather do another year in jail than another qfternoon down in chuckey cheeze hell

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell!

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist

If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell them “your mother sews socks in hell!”

by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023

The hell test

Oh no way is that a Nietzsche this? He seriously reimagined a situation were Diogenes went around looking for a single honest person? That's hilarious!

Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!! DOUBLY FORETOLD! That is hilarious! The hell test is a Nietzsche thing!? Ha! Hahaha! What did I say about being in the same vein as that guy! I'm telling you, he had a near death experience, I kill God, I summon Nietzsche, we converse, he is resuscitated, he tries to warn everyone that God is dead, no one listens, I perform the test, can't find a single honest person, resolve to kill God, succeed, summon Nietzsche, endless loop of causality. This is priceless! But it could be a trap so I won't get ahead of myself. Ha!

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

A Katie’s chance in hell.

Definition:
A Katie’s chance in hell refers to a probability so microscopic, so cosmically impossible, that even hell itself wouldn’t bother entertaining it. It’s less than zero—an outcome so unlikely it makes winning the lottery while getting struck by lightning during a solar eclipse look like a daily occurrence.
Often used when the mere idea of something happening is laughable, delusional, or requires the universe to glitch.

Origins:
Inspired by that one person named Katie we all know—the one who swears she’s “definitely going to make it this time,” then texts with a ChatGPT excuse to excuse themselves.

Friend 1: “Think Trevor’s gonna pay you back for that 20 bucks?”
Friend 2: “Bro… you’ve got a Katie’s chance in hell.”

by Big Silky November 29, 2025