Shit's in the Bag

synonymous with shit is going down

Dude, did you hear about Jamie cheating on Zach?

Yeah, shit's in the bag now son!!!

by Sniggaaa May 21, 2011

Gift Bag

Best way to tell someone you either didn't care about wrapping their present or you just don't know how

There are 8 or 9 gift bags under our christmas tree this year.

by mynameisbs December 20, 2008

Bag of Sand

When you are having sex with a girl but she does absolutely nothing during the session.

Yeah dude, I fucked Briony, she was a bag of sand though.

by Rjsj93 November 15, 2016

dousch bag

A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.

Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag

by YoMUm March 13, 2008

d-bag

When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant

In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...

A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"

A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"

A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag

by halifornication November 10, 2009

shag bag

A Shag Bag is a rucksack or other small bag which contains condoms and sex toys to be handy at any time and any place.

Let me reach for my shag bag, baby!

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

Tea Bagging

A horribly misguided attempt by the most extreme of the American conservative right to find some basic form of party unity by lashing out against everything that the Obama administration has done since entering the White House.

"The Republican tea-bagging of the White House is a glorified waste of time and effort propagated by the Fox News Network in order to boost their TV ratings."

"Hey Bob, did you go to yesterday's Republican Tea Bagging Protest?"
"No I didn't, Joe, because I have a legitimate understanding of the way the economy works."

See also: "grasping at straws"
See also: "immature hissy-fit"

by 5J4C April 16, 2009