Oral Anal

Whenever someone’s words metaphorically go into your ass substituting anal beads

I have oral anal when I listen to Alec Benjamin because of how beautiful his voice is.

by Oofol November 10, 2018

Anal Sandstorm

When two partners are engaging in anal on the beach and the pitcher pulls out, dips his skin flute in the sand and then reinserts. Essentially a Screaming Seagull but anally.

Brent: Dude, what was that screaming last night?

Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.

by The Real Chas August 4, 2018

Anal sack

A large condom, balloon, or rubber glove placed inside the anus and taped to the rim of the anus by one's partner for catching urine or semen.

Lisa make this time make sure my anal sack is sealed properly. I don't want to go back to the er.

by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018

Anal Explosion

When one holds in there feces for to long, and it results in a anal explosion.

Jarry: I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!

Joe: Oh no...!

Jarry: * Anal Explosion *

by DaddyEvelyn November 8, 2019

Anal Iceburg

Placing a large cocktail ice cube into the rectal cavity of said subject. Then putting one’s penis into the butt hole. When the cock mushroom head gets super cold you have achieved the Anal Iceburg.

Famous movie: “ICEBURG... Dead aheaaaaaaad!”

Sentence: I just needed the tip of my little Burg to get good n’ icy so I torpedoed dat big anal Iceburg.

by Minkenator March 30, 2019

Anal Cough

A small quick forced hard fart from the bottom flowing strong out of the feicy hole.

To achieve 'Anal Cough' you needa really clench those anus cheeks like your life depends on it but dont fear. This double acts as a wall blocking any follow through.

Now push that bodily gas as hard as you can toward the poop hole. It should sound as if you are letting air out of a very large blown up balloon.

Everyone will laugh and should be able to smell it

Ill just have a cigarette and a coffee. I'll have a hard and fast anal cough. Then I'll come round and smoke some crack with ya

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Anal bifida

When you get reemed and your anus turns into a red sock, and gets pushed back in

Hey what's up matt you anal bifida

by The_whispering _eye September 2, 2019