Alex

Typically an asshole, so to all girls and guys out there! Never date an Alex.

They are normally manipulative, compulsive and will just use you for their physical desires which sucks.

They don't know how to compliment a girl, they are cheaters but are also extremely smooth within what they say to win you over so be careful.

All in all, ALL Alexanders (Alex for short) will fuck your life up.

Girl 1: "That guy just used me for nudes, and dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Gosh, he sounds like SUCH an Alex!"

by Basic Whore October 24, 2017

Alex

Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.

Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025

Alex Korff

a real florida jhit:)

Alex Korff…? that FREAK? I LOVE HIM!!!!

by korffatron November 5, 2024

Alex L

he is that type of show that makes everyone go womp womp in your kevins btt

Alex L is that type of guy that like bug booty man and

by wompwomgnoe May 25, 2023

Alex

a person who would look like GI

wow alex scored a try

by thunderthys69 August 9, 2018

Alex

Alex is a very friendly person who tries to help everyone. Alex is a funny guy who tries to make everyone laugh.

This guy is funny I think his Name is Alex

by Sexy Cancer November 22, 2021

Alex Orange Martin

The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.

I would hate to be a Alex Orange Martin

by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017