Tom

Tom is a man-child of british origin. A scouser who can't read the room but will never dissapoint when it comes to making the group laugh. Tom doesn't find many things edible in life, but the honorable beans n toast, sausage rolls, chinese and chicken curry with fried rice and chips FRIES. Tom has a sailors mouth but won't admit to it. The words whore. slut, nigger to name a few are commonly recieved by the people he's talking to. Tom can't admit to being wrong but his preposterous accent makes up for it.

Whos that fucking rertard screaming in the background

Oh, nevermind it's just Tom

by Flabbergaster10 April 18, 2024

The toms

Kemis slaves basically

Kemi and the toms

by t1t_suckerr October 9, 2022

TOM

TOM is an acronym associated with a woman's menstule cycle...
Time
Of
the
Month

Woman 1: Hey guess who'just came for a visit.
Woman 2: TOM???

Woman 1: *starts pmsing really bad*
Woman 2: Awe...

by chippednails April 19, 2018

Tom Holland

The sexiest man who have ever walked on the earth. He glows like the sun.

If you don’t like Tom Holland, that means that you’re the problem not him.

A: my girlfriend can’t stop talking about Tom Holland. What can I do?
B: there’s nothing you can do.

by Sanne Partridge Holland February 7, 2021

Tom

The guy who needs attention and someone to care for him and he's also the best boyfriend/husband anyone could ask for so make sure you treasure a tom in your life

"Tom is the best boyfriend in the whole wide world!!"

by miyahuu November 24, 2021

Tom

a dad with a sexy wife who inspires to be rich but works a 9-5 and lives a modest life

That guy is a tom.

by assliker69 February 15, 2022

pegboy tom

Presumably a straight man who can't get off the last game pegged in the ass first

Rob had problems getting off until I "Pegboy Tom" him. then he came like a racehorse

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj February 28, 2024