Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.
Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!
by LakotaNative September 22, 2023
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Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.
I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...
by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022
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Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.
That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
by girl1342 February 17, 2023
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Bush Turd

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.
Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.
by futuregoggles July 03, 2019
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a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 10, 2024
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A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.
Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!
by Weird Owl July 10, 2024
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Turd Shitter

Another Way To Diss Your Friend In A Unmature Way....

Though very stupid, it's quite funny when used out of the blue...makes one look puzzled and stare at you blankly in curiousity of what the hell you just said!

Ya know Joe, You are a no good turd shitter!

Or, Joe you peice of no good turd shitter!
by Chris "The Outlaw" December 18, 2007
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