Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!

by David smallwood February 23, 2015

green shit

When you eat a cake from the store with green icing you get to shit a green shit

OMG! I just shit a green shit!

by CcapriciousS November 16, 2016

Whistling Shits

When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.

I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.

by Wileorn January 18, 2022

Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

by Wingnut November 23, 2014

shit marak

extremely drunk, to the point where you are just able to breathe.

''have a good night last night?'' ''aye,i was shit marak''

by Nesty... January 4, 2012

Synchronized Shitting

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.

Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018