Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)

Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law

by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023

uncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

My uncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

great-great-grandnephew-in-law

1- Great-great-grandniece's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-grandnephew.

My great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.

That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side

by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

co-third-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-3C-in-law.

My co-third-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

law

a suggestion

i broke the law yesterday but it’s no biggie

by thottie911 May 20, 2020