bi slut muffin 

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

bi slut muffin by romanxxv October 18, 2022

morning glory muffin 

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.

morning glory muffin by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022

Mexican Trunk Muffin 

When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.

Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"

Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"

DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"

Mexican Trunk Muffin by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

Always be muffin’, man 

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

Always be muffin’, man by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

Shea The Muffin 

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

Shea The Muffin by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

Cuffin a Muffin 

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

Cuffin a Muffin by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

Cuffin a Muffin 

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

Cuffin a Muffin by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024