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The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
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