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Beaumaris Secondary College

worst drug school in bayside beside sandringham, thats saying smth
"oh i go to beaumaris secondary college"
"how many kids there r potheads?"
by Julesss..jj April 19, 2022
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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College court

College Court is the spiritual home of the Limerick techno scene. Known for obnoxiously large house parties and rolling over on rooftops.
Are you going to college court after dolans for a scauldy session?
by SeanieAir February 26, 2021
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Redfield College

Underrated School. Small, but produces world class gentlemen.
Gheez, those Redfield College boys are an example of true gentlemen
by O.P.P February 27, 2021
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Berkeley College

A good college in the Bay Area filled with all types of smart ass Asians.
I bet that smart Asian goes to Berkeley College. Oh yea and the word “Berkeley” was already taken
by Cerf Joint March 18, 2021
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College Fluid

The scuzz and gross gunk at the bottom of a recycling bin, usually consisting of a combination of beer, pretzels, Gatorade and the occasional Cheez-It.
"Ew gross, I dropped the recycle bin and got college fluid all over me!"
by anonymous April 6, 2021
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College

It's like a SAW Trap designed to test your will to deal with tedious fucking math problems you'll never use again.
"Hello Adam. I want to play a game. These past few years, your self esteem has been too high, work ethic through the roof and caring about your future has been too high too. Let's change that, shall we? The building you are in is a college dormitory. To escape, you must complete a circuit of assignments that will drain your will and self esteem as well as your grades.
by DickyPenisBalls69 April 14, 2021
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