Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move

Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020

Apple

a round fruit with firm, white flesh and a green, red, or yellow skin

to peel an apple
apple pie
an apple tree
apple sauce

by sunodim February 10, 2025

Apple pancakes

SEX

When I wake up I want apple pancakes

by Hfhuiregju March 31, 2017

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

apple

its a fucking fruit why the fuck are you looking up what an apple is go to fucking google or something and you know damn well what a fucking apple is you twat

its a fucking apple

by NydriAyo June 5, 2018

Rainbow Apple Slice

Better than Twygz at bedwars now, he has officially got good.

Maybe one day I will be Rainbow Apple Slice

by zyxoelv March 22, 2021

Apple Jack

When you stick an apple up your ass and start jacking off

Paul: bruh my gf just broke up with me..
Phil: hey its okay buddy, just apple jack and you'll feel better

by Sneakpuppies July 24, 2022