baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it

John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!

by Eieiooo5 April 25, 2017

Baked potato

In general, when a person who isn't the most attractive gets "baked", or high.

Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.

by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017

Snow Potato

A Snow Potato is another term for someone of Canadian descent, this term is used in a derogatory way. Also someone of the Canadian descent who goes full potato. Never go full potato.

Poutine is for snow potatoes

by Realmsy May 7, 2017

touch potato

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.

My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.

by glenglish May 19, 2017

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

Potato

Potato (v)

1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.

Dude! I totally potatoed this weekend watching The Handmaid's Tale.

by Stfu_donny June 26, 2017