Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

Golden Gate

A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.

You need to be flexible to make the Golden Gate

by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019

Golden horse

When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.

Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."

by SaucyD July 23, 2016

Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain

I did golden fountain with my cousin

by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020

Golden challenge

When sending a golden stream through your partners gap as they piss while sitting.

We both have to piss now, you sit and go, I'll shoot the gap for the golden challenge.

by Dicki007 May 18, 2015

Golden Carmicheal

When you pee in a persons ass while having anal sex. And then they to squirt it back out onto to your chest.

“Reberta is a freak she gave me a golden carmicheal the other night.”
“Dude! Did she do the prey mantis or just the regular reverse squat?”

by Heisen Hamburger April 8, 2024