Muffin Whaler

Someone who likes to pick up men/women whose attire causes the target to have a muffin top. Can find a Muffin Whaler at places such as the mall, bars, music festivals, etc.

Buddy was talking about this "thick chick" he picked up the other day, but she was way past being thick. Dude is a total Muffin Whaler!

by MoistSponge April 10, 2020

Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.

Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.

by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014

Tufted muffin

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.

"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".

by Tiduko October 8, 2016

muffin

badboyhalo's way of "cussing" or a fun nickname to all of his friends

Bad: hey you muffin!!
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Bad: your such a muffin!!!!!
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by Oof_Llama1105 January 4, 2021

Muffin

Filipino men that likes to poke chubby white guys named Kyle

That Muffin over there eating Jolibee sure is a dick for looking so innocent

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019

rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011