Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.

Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

Real Jhone

The most Handsome man on earth

He is a Real Jhone I love him

by Sikei June 8, 2021

a real one

yaboifran2 on tik tok

yo yaboifran2 is a real one

by littlebeany June 18, 2021

for real estate

When you're really serious about a statement, you even include real estate.

Are you for real?
I mean it, for real estate.

by Priazol August 23, 2024

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"

Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.

by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024