Scattered Showers

The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.

Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.

by TittyNibbler34278 May 17, 2023

Jersey shower

When you or your partner shit into your hands, throw it up in the air and run under it.

My buddy got his girl to give him a Jersey shower last weekend!

by Swingingdee January 6, 2022

Shower biscuit

When you flush the toilet and the tub gurgles.

I flushed the toiled at our air bnb and because of the septic issues we ended up with a foul odor and shower biscuits.

by Benni302 February 15, 2021

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022

Shower

A form of bathing.

Why someone might take a shower:

1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck

Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair

Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.

by Failurebitch July 11, 2023

Shower Head

A FUCKING device women use to pleasure themselves while showering.

•: “Hey ^! What’re you doin’ tonight?”
^: “Nothing much, just playing with my shower head.”
•: “Your.. so horny..”

by KLITXXIIIII October 30, 2023

internal shower

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.

I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.

by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019