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sock

"Jess socked his father across the face"
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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Poop Sock

A Sock Belonging Feces which is usually hidden from parents or relitives Sometimes a Group activity. Usually hidden under bed, on other side of painting or anywhere you think it’ll be hid well
OH SHIT! Mom found the Poop Sock Hopefully she doesn’t find the mango juul pod
by Psn-Ozz07756 March 4, 2019
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Pink sock

A pink sock is where a man sticks is penis in his girls vagina and pulls it out so fast that her intestines come out on his dick
Man I gave that girl a pink sock now I'm being charged with capital murder no
by Codylmoore August 3, 2020
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Sock fairies

Sock fairy....the lint from socks cleaned out from between ones toes
There where a lot of sock fairies in my bath tonight.

I had a lot of sock fairies between my toes.
by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021
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two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
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slinky sock

British's version of condom.
"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
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paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
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