
To beat someone with your thumb, only using your thumb and a whipping motion you hit them on the head.. or arm..Thumb beats are Dope.
Mike is on the back seat of the bus raises hit and and smacks cold on the head infront of him cole yells out nice thumb beat and returns the favor
by Aaron clark February 18, 2008

A coded message that is used to let your bros know that you are down to give them a handjob. If they respond positively they are basically giving you consent.
*watching sports with the boys*
Paul: "guys I beat worms"
Eric: "oh neat I've always wanted to try this."
Paul: "guys I beat worms"
Eric: "oh neat I've always wanted to try this."
by Givemetheticket July 19, 2019

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."
by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.
It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.
by QuacksO May 29, 2020

by CrownLady December 9, 2019

Guy: Dude guess what day it is
Idiot: what day?
Guy: beat an idiot day
idiot: ew thats not real
Guy: *punch*
idiot: owch
ok
Idiot: what day?
Guy: beat an idiot day
idiot: ew thats not real
Guy: *punch*
idiot: owch
ok
by Borysgame November 18, 2021
