reg monkey 

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().
The term is a reference to the old adage that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."

We make fun of reg monkeys, but we also laugh at theorists.

reg monkey by emanlearruoy April 7, 2017

Rusty Grease Monkey 

The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.

“That chick Stacey has major daddy issues, I bet she would give one hell of a rusty grease monkey.”

Rusty Grease Monkey by Trebeks_mustache August 2, 2019

evil monkey 

Origination: Family Guy

A once happy and benevolent monkey who took a turn for the worse when he came home from work after receiving the good new that he had just made partner to discover his wife in bed with another monkey. He now resides in Chris Griffin's closet, emerging only to point threateningly at him.

Well we can't keep it in my room because there's an evil monkey that lives in my closet. You know, the sad part is he wasn't always evil...

evil monkey by Rockenreno May 31, 2004

Spicy monkey chili 

When you put ketchup on your dick as lube and then stick it up a women's ass.

"Bro, I put spicy monkey chili in her ass she loved it."

Spicy monkey chili by Jingles Berry April 18, 2015

booze monkey 

A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.

Booze monkey! Fetch me more vodka.

booze monkey by BritishNinjaViking March 9, 2007

Daddy Monkey 

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

Daddy Monkey by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

slap your monkey 

The act of beating your meat, wacking the sausage, ect.

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey

slap your monkey by meat_beater February 27, 2015